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Horrible Fanfiction #124: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen (part 8), a Twilight fanfic

Posted in Fanfic MSTs with tags , , , , , , , , on July 6, 2012 by Skepkitty

Alright, guys, here it is. The final chapter. It doesn’t really have an “ending”, but endings are so old-fashioned.

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Horrible Fanfiction #123: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen (part 7), a Twilight fanfic

Posted in Fanfic MSTs with tags , , , , , , , , on July 2, 2012 by Skepkitty

It’s been far too long.

Just as a reminder, this fic is NSFW; especially this chapter, which contains a sex scene. It’s a very brief, very stupid sex scene, but it’s a little more explicit than, say, My Immortal’s sex scenes. And it involves handcuffs.

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Horrible Fanfiction #122: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen (part 6), a Twilight fanfic

Posted in Fanfic MSTs with tags , , , , , , , , on June 15, 2012 by Skepkitty

Sorry this is kinda late, guys. I got busy with that other fic and then I went to see Prometheus, so I had less time to write this than I’d have liked. It’s a little rushed, but hopefully not too badly.

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Horrible Fanfiction #121: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen (part 5), a Twilight fanfic

Posted in Fanfic MSTs with tags , , , , , , , , on June 5, 2012 by Skepkitty

Well, Critics United may be able to get badfics removed from FF.net, but they can’t stop me from making fun of them here on THW. So there!

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Horrible Fanfiction #120: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen (part 4), a Twilight fanfic

Posted in Fanfic MSTs with tags , , , , , , , , on May 28, 2012 by Skepkitty

We’re halfway through already!

If you’re new to this MST, here’s the scoop: This is a fairly notorious Twilight badfic written by author beckymac666, starring a girl named, seriously, Atlantiana Rebekah Loren. Tiaa, as she’s called, is of course beautiful and ethereal and she and Edward got to second base in a hallway even though Edward’s dating Bella. She lives with foster parents who are currently away and have left her with “Uncle Larry”, who raped her in the previous chapter. As you may have guessed, this story isn’t work-safe.

This chapter contains a little more “sexytimes” and a bit more rape-y stuff, so be warned.

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Horrible Fanfiction #119: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen (part 3), a Twilight fanfic

Posted in Fanfic MSTs with tags , , , , , , , , on May 24, 2012 by Skepkitty

I tried to get this done earlier, but it turns out that now that I actually have time to write I have a terrible case of writer’s block. Typical, ain’t it?

This chapter actually has a rape scene in it, though it’s so poorly written it’s kind of non-explicit anyway. Nonetheless, consider yourself warned.

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Horrible Fanfiction #118: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen (part 2), a Twilight fanfic

Posted in Fanfic MSTs with tags , , , , , , , , on May 11, 2012 by Skepkitty

Is everyone ready to keep reading about the adventures of Atlantiana Rebekah Loren, who is perfect and gorgeous and also totally not a Mary Sue, and her exciting life as a sixteen-year-old girl who isn’t a Mary Sue going to Forks High School and being hit on by everyone because she’s so beautiful but not in a way that makes her anything like a Mary Sue?

Just as a heads-up: this chapter is NSFW, and later chapters will be NSFW as well. You’ve been warned.

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Horrible Fanfiction #117: Forbidden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen, a Twilight fanfic

Posted in Fanfic MSTs with tags , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2012 by Skepkitty

This fanfiction, by author beckymac666, is actually titled “Forbiden Fruit: the tempation of Edward Cullen”, but I’ve fixed errors in HFF titles before and I’ll do it again.

Many of you probably know this story, or at least know of it. The story has attained notoriety for many reasons, such as:

  • absolutely horrid writing/spelling/misuse of words
  • a gigantic Mary Sue
  • ridiculous euphemisms
  • general insanity

Et cetera.

It should also be mentioned that many believe this story to be the work of Tara (My Immortal’s author) under a different username. I personally don’t think so; though this is clearly a My Immortal-inspired trollfic, and though the writing is nearly as bad as My Immortal’s, the style isn’t the same. (And trust me — I MSTed all of My Immortal. I think I know what Tara’s writing looks like by now.)

If you’ve got any familiarity with Twilight badfic, you probably know the setup already: beautiful Mary Sue goes to Forks and Edward falls in love with her and like OMG this ship is soooo much better than Bella/Edward and it’s so hawt!11!11!1 That’s really all the introduction you need, so let’s just begin.

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