Horrible Fanfiction #137: The Marissa Games (part 13), a Portal/The Hunger Games fanfic
It’s time to play a game, friends. A special game. A Marissa game.
Well noone got my vontest rite so NO STORY PLOTS FOR U just my own idees so here it ibs… the big AKSHUN PAKED FINAL END OF
THE NARRISSA GAMES
CHAPTER FINAL: THE CHOOSEN ONE
I looked round in the plase that the guy putted me into it was…. PORTAL LABS!!##!!!!13123
In case you don’t remember, the last chapter ended with a man showing up in the arena and pulling Marissa through a portal.
So they’re back in Aperture Science — I mean, Portal Labs? Why? The Games are nearly over. All the tributes but Marissa, Prim, and Peeta are dead.
I o-mouthed in shock there was lots of pepole here doin sience an workin out to increasement their mussels an strenth an practisin with weapons.
What? Has Aperture turned into a resistance base or something? Is this like a cross between Aperture Science and District 13?
“Welome back to Portal Lbas Marrissa.” The guy said I was sooooo confused. I just stared with confuse an some suspishus becuse I didant trust anythin to do with Portal Labs.
You lived there for a year after defeating GLaDOS, Marissa, and you’re married to Wheatley, who is an Aperture creation. That sounds kinda like trust to me.
“My name is Whipe Whittaker Im a doble-agent workin for Prisedent Snow. I was sent by him to kill Haymitchl to stop you from winnin but I was relay seein if he had relay changed his ways an he did so I recrooted him to the caws.” Wip expositioned. “We are the riesentance a gainst Critiks Unitary an we made Portals Labs are base.”
Hah. I called it.
Also, how would killing Haymitch help? Once the tributes are in the arena, they’re more or less on their own (unless they can attract sponsors). Mentors do provide some amount of help in the arena, but someone with Marissa’s Sue powers wouldn’t need help anyway.
This was a big suprise there was a resisten? Snow wood pay now that I had backup. “Wait!” I rembered, “Whers Prim an Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata?” “Dont warry we got them to.” WIp ponted at to sax that was all wigglin an they dumped out won was Prim an the other was…
“U DUNDERHADS THATS NOT PEETA PEETA SANDWICH EATA THATS SWEARY GUY!$@!!!” I fecepalmed.
Ah, yes, my favorite character! Even if I still don’t know who the hell he’s supposed to be!
(Note: I’d assumed previously that Sweary Guy died in the arena, though it wasn’t explicitly stated that he had. Just so you know this isn’t a case of the dead coming back to life or anything like that.)
“Wot the f**** bugger did u g***89 s***** me in teh bullocks Ill sod yuo gits to g****** bloody hell!#!!!!1” Sweary Guy sweared in British with swears. Wip bushed an was all embarass for messin up the game were was Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata?
Probably back in the arena where you left him, idiots. How do you get Peeta and Sweary Guy mixed up, anyway?
“Nevermine Ill take you to are liter now.” He lead me an Prim an Sweary Guy thru Portal Labs past the old tests an nerotoksin rooms an lab places an science till we got the layer were GLaDOS used to be there but insted there was……. RATMAN!!#!#!!!
I’m like 99% certain that Rattman should be dead (didn’t he die in It’s My Life?), but since MarissaTheWriter has dropped so many hints about Rattman still being alive I’m not at all surprised by this twist.
“Good to see u Marrissa Im sorry abutt yur friend Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata hes been kindnaped by Critic Unites.”
They kidnapped him right out of their own Hunger Games?!
I’m sorry, but even by MarissaTheWriter standards, this makes zero sense.
Prim started cryin all ever were an Swaery Guy said “Get a buggerin life u f****** c**** sod.”
Best character, everyone else go home.
So Prim pile drived him. She mite be a cute littel girl but shes DANJEROUS.
CANON!PRIM IS SERIOUSLY LIKE THE LEAST DANGEROUS THING THOUGH
I seriosly needed the down lo now there was so much going on so I aksed Ratman what all this was a bout.
“Well Marrissa I surived bein space becos of the space core he has a power for space breathin.
HE DOESN’T NEED TO BREATHE BECAUSE HE IS MADE OF M E T A L
AND IT’S STILL FUCKING COLD IN SPACE HE WOULD FREEZE ANYWAY MARISSATHEWRITER WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING
I was hit by a asteroad an felled to Earth an started the risentence here at Portal Labs.
HOW IN FUCK DID HE SURVIVE A) THE ASTEROID IMPACT AND B) FALLING TO EARTH WHAT THE FUCKING HELL AM I READING
Me an Presient Snow are ‘old frends’ so I got a score to settel.” Ratman looked reely mad wen he said Presdent Snows name an his hands went into fists an braked his chair arms.
Wait. “Old friends”? Snow is someone Rattman has known for a while?
Were this a slightly less insane fanfic, I’d assume that Snow is a former Aperture scientist or something like that. But in the Marissaverse, it’s more likely that Snow is really GLaDOS in disguise or something equally insane.
Then he happied an remebered somethin important “Aslo, there sumone peaples who want to see u!!!4” An two guys walked into the rom they was…. WHEATLY AN GALE CARRYIN CHELL JUNOR#*!!!!
Ergh. Every time Marissa is around Wheatley and Chell bloody Junior we get treated to loads of all-caps text about how much she loves them.
“WHEATLY CHELL JUNOR IM SOOOOOOO GLAD TO SEE YUO@!@_#” I ranned to them with speed an glomped Wheatly with lots of kissin an huggin an lovin on him.
See what I mean?
“I bloody missed you so buggerin much Marrissa” Wheatly sade as I keept kissin him then Chell Junor said “Mama!” An I o-mouthed she was learnin to talk!!!
First it’s talking, next it’ll be magic Sue powers. I do not like the looks of this.
My fmaily an I were finally reunited an I was happy.
But Gale an Ratmam pulled me of Wheatly an Chell Junor an looked at me with sturn FASES (SEE ITS RITE THAT TIME!#!) an Ratman said “Theres no tim for that now.
THANK YOU, RATTMAN
Marrissa u are the choosen one to defeet President Snow an kill all the flamers of Critics Unit for ever we are goin to attak the copital at brakin dawn torromow becos it is a new moon after a eclipse (GEDDIT THERE BOOKS) wich is wen they are weakest becos the captal uses soler powered.”
SOLAR powered, not LUNAR powered, idiot. I mean, I guess the eclipse mentioned could be a solar eclipse (since it wasn’t specified, even though lunar eclipses are a lot more common), but even if it was a solar eclipse… do they not have batteries? Is the power not stored anywhere? Do they have no backup system in place?
I’m ignoring the joke, if it can even be called that.
Wheatly grabed my arm an taked me to the train station (hehe its a pun) were we wood prepare for the fite.
This joke, however, I don’t even understand. What?
First I praktised a gainst the pig mashine monsters (Wipe had also taked some a those for practisin) an made a blowup inside them so all there guts squirted out an they died.
That is disgusting.
It was a powarful move an I was gonna use it on President Snow. “Marrissa Ive got a bloody huge suprise for you yur not the only git with powers now#!” Wheatly said an then….. “Expecto Petroleum!!!3” He said wavin his wand an magic shot out all over the plase killin those monsters I hadant gotten to yet.
MarissaTheWriter, this is why I love MSTing your stuff. You are nuts.
Anyways, that’s not how Expecto Patronum even works. It’s a defensive spell, not an offensive one.
I was so impress with my hubby he relay was a powerful bad a** now so I huged him an Wheatly did a robot blush.
HOW DOES THAT WORK
——-MEANWILE IN TEH CAPTIAL——-
Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata was inna hospsital straped into a table sirrounded by bad doctors an the norses from Silent Hall. They taked his arms an legs an chests off an putted robot parts lick in Doos Ex: Human Revalushun wile Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata was screamin an thinkin of Prim an the nites they shared together in passion an he screamed but threy keept goin President Snow lolled an put his fingers in touchin becos his plan was goin exactly rite.
“…the nites they shared together in passion…”
PRIM. IS. TWELVE. YEARS. OLD.
Also, “President Snow lolled an put his fingers in touchin…” Touching what?!
Now we know what that video was about, but good god I’m really disturbed.
———-BACK AT PORTAL LABS———-
We had traned for all nite even Prim but she was still mornin Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eatas lose wen Ratman came onthe intercom. “All rite everbody to yur battel stations its time to attack the capital!3@44” Pepole started runnin puttin on armer an weapons with brave an angry faces Sweary Guy gotted a new bazooker an test shot at the targets dummies which all looked like Katniss.
Jealous much, Marissa?
But sumthin was rong.
Oh, more than one something is wrong, I’d say.
“Ratman how can we fite the Captal in Portal Labs its way far away?” Ratman lolled onto the inter com. “Marrissa Ive done sum upgrades sins you were last here.” The hole ever thing started to shake I thot there was an earthquake so I ranned to Chell Junor hoo was at the daycare senter wen the shakin stopped an…. PORTAL LABS LIFTED OFF INTO THE SKY!!!!!!!3 I o-mouthed realizin what was goin on, Ratman had turned Portal Labs into a flyship like in The Advengers!!11
“We are goin a faster than lite speed we will be at the Cpaitol in 5 mins so hold onto yur buts” Wip Whittakered wile flyin Portal Labs from the cokepit.
If they’re traveling faster than light-speed, they should get to the Capital practically instantaneously. Light travels at 186,000 miles per second. If we’re talking faster than that, we’re bending the laws of physics, so there’s no reason that this trip would have to take any time at all.
“Marrissa yur gonna be are support so get out there an wank those trolls luv!!3” Wheatly said so I went to the exite an flew out an the capital was loomin a head.
Don’t wank the trolls, Marissa. At least not without asking first.
Suddendy… a bunch a flyin turrents shotted up to shot us!@
Turrets? Like, Aperture-type turrets or some other kind?
Turrents cant fly an how did Pisent Snow get them?
Aperture turrets, I take it. Well, then, I refer you back to my “President Snow is secretly GLaDOS” theory from earlier in the MST.
I thot in my brain but I didant haf time to find out those turrents was shottin me! Sweary Guy was on a rafter shottin the turrents with his bazooker “F**** C**** BULLOKS U WANKIN G******** GITS!!!2” He yelled with no indoor voice but it didant matter sins we were outside anyway.
I was shootin at turrents left an rite an they felled down killin flamer trollz on the streets who was watchin the battle. A little kiddie troll an his mom was watchin an a turrent fell on the kid to make him explode but I swapped down with fast an groped him but his mom runned up an the turrent hitted her instead an her blood an guts an brains an bones spatlered alls over us.
“Mommy!@!” He screemed but I didant care, he was a kid an cold be saved from the trollin ways but she was to far goned an given into falming. “Whats yur name?” I asked an looked at me with scared an he said “My name is Skepness Man.
My mommy Skpekitty (AN: the one in the GAMES was a clone) just died to explode!”
Sometimes I forget how different IMLverse!Skep is from actual!Skep, and then she does something like marry Business Magnet or procreate and I’m momentarily shocked because wow she’s not like me at all.
Then again, everyone in the Marissaverse gets the same treatment.
He cried but I telled him “Dont worry yur mom was trollin stupid an I no yur dad hell raise you better.” I said Then he exploshun.
Why did my child explode? Was he secretly a bomb? Did I plan this whole thing as an attack on Marissa?
Now that’s more in-character.
I got up an dusted the kids pieces of me with angry who wood kill a kiddie?
Why didn’t the explosion hurt Marissa? Oh, right, I forgot, she’s a Sue.
A guy in trenchcote with robot arms legs chests an robot eyes an sunglasses buitled into his hed walked up holdin the gun. He was a total bad a** but I did fists becos he was a jerk fleamer to.
Except he’s not, he’s Peeta. Right?
I powered up my powers to kill him when I herd “MARRISSA STOP!#” It was Prim. She was in battal armer with a mashine rifle an runned between me an the guy. “Dont you unnerstand thats…” she ponted at the robojerk “PEETA PEETA SANDWICH EATA!!!”
The guy startled an droped his gun.
“Prim? Marrisser? Were um I?” He asked in a scrutchy an deep man voice. “Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata, u was brianwashed by Critiks United but are true love must of braked the spell!”
I hate this trope 90% of the time and this is not in the 10%.
Prim relaized an she runned up to Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata and huged him an they kissed. When tehy were done Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata looked onto Prims eyes an said “I am changed so Im changin my name to P-Body in honor of my dead sister.”
I was all OMFG at that reveal, it didant make any sins!
Yeah, you’re telling me. How the hell is Peeta related to a robot?
“I had a sister name P-Body an one day a time portal opened an bad scientists taked her an killed her an turnsed her into a robot.
…oh. I guess that’s how.
Not that it makes sense.
Now I am a powerful bad a** so I will P-Body to carry the torch.” Peeta-Body said (we desided to call him that to not confuse).
That name is super quality.
Befour we cold talk any more more turrents came these ones was relay big with mashine guns we firedd at them with guns an powers. How did Presdent Snow get turrents it just didant make sins!
He’s actually GLaDOS. My theory is garnering evidence!
“I protally shud have explain to you befour Marrissa. The hole everthing thats happened was trap.” Ratman said he was also fightin with Wheatly an Gale. “Snow hiered those jerks Altas an P-Bod” “HEY THATS MY SISTER YUR TALKIN BOUT!!12” Peeta-Body angered “No shes not not after how Portal Labs chanjed her” “Ok”.
I like how easily he accepts that, you know, his sister as he knew her has essentially been destroyed.
Ratman got back to explannin “He hired them to steel all the taters so Marrissa an Wheatly an Chell Junor wood leaf so he cold steel all the Portal Labs tech then tried to kill u in the games but eh didant coutn on me an the resistin.”
Well, okay then.
We had the down lo so we allheaded furter into the capital.
A bunch of flammer trollz from Citrus United charged us so Wheatly an Gale did Expecto Petroleum a gain thyen I used my powers to blowback them into walls.
Same typo as before. I do love consistency when it comes to being utterly mad.
Sweary Guy jumped from Portal Labs (witch was shootin rockets an missles blowin up all the captals bildins) firin his bazooker ever were to take out turrents but one shotted his bazooker an it blowed up killin all the turrents but taked Sweary Guy to so he said “F****** G**** BLOODY B***** ILL WANK U IN HELL!#!!!!2”
Then he died.
Aww. And we still didn’t find out who he is!
We keept mowin down falmer trollss wich was essey sins Sweary Guy taked out alls the turrents an soon we reeched Present Snows layer. It was a huge castel but all hitech with more turrents inside but I was tired of fightin so I liftated me Prim Wheatly Peeta-Body an Ratman an flew us to the top room were President Snow was accordion to my detective power. We crushed thru the windowed with a huge CRASHSLAMBAMBOMBBOOMWAMJAM into it startlin President Snow sooooo bad he pooped himself.
In another fanfic I’d say that this disproves my “Snow is GLaDOS” theory, but in this one? Nope. It lends credence, if anything.
“MARRISSA ROBERTS BUT HOW?!?!” He excreamed drubblin blood on ever thing.
Why is he bleeding?
“ATLAS! P-BODY! DEEL WITH HER FOR ONSE AN ALL!!442” He ranned of the change pants an gess who came out… ALTAS AN P-BYODY#!)!$(_)
WOW. I AM SHOCKED.
“Hey b***** we heer for final revenge!” Atals drugged becos he was hi on drugs an beer but Peeta-Body o-mouthed “P-Body pleese rember me!!” He shotted but P-Body lolled an shooted at him. “Dont even try Peeta-Body shes to far gone lick Ratman said.” I angered at those jerks whod been mean to me for soooo long now I wood finally distroy them. I charged up with a ton of litenin an furry an yelled “POWER OF!@#” An fired at them but…
Those jrks just lolled some more an beganed to change into… robot WAREWOFLS!!!#
WHAT THE BLAZES IS THIS
“Predident Snow gaved us a upgrade!” P-Body dogged an they charged to attak.
No, really, what does “robot werewolf” even mean?!
Prim unloaded a full clip ats them an Ratman used his diskoruage lazer gun but Peeta-Body still cudant fite. Wheatly shot majic but ATLAS ranned to Gale necks to Peeta-Body but Peeta-Body didant do nothin so Atals hit Gale sooo hard he went thru him so Gale an guts an blood wents all over.
“PEETA-BODY U B***** YOU LETS GALE DIED!!” I screemed an punched Peeta-Body sooo hard he flew of the room an hit a wall witha crash but he had a robot chests so he was okay jus stunned.
I’m not sure why Marissa cares so much about Gale. She’s known Peeta for longer, and it wasn’t like he killed Gale.
P-Body ranned to him to finish the kill an I almost lets her but Prim said “No he mad a mistake but I still loves him an IM PRAGENENT!#31”
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
First of all, this trope more or less sucks. Second, can I emphasize again that Prim is twelve? That isn’t too young to wind up pregnant, sure, but it’s sure as hell too young for this to be anything but creepy and disturbing. Also, considering that Prim is from a district where everyone is underfed, she’d probably start puberty later than the average well-fed kid does, meaning that twelve would be kind of young for her to be menstruating.
Peeta-Body o-mouthed an shot his gun in P-Botdys head an she died with fallin onto atlas so we all shotted them to kill. “Good bloody riddanse to those soddin wankers.”
Yeah, except they’ve died like five times already and it never did anything.
Wheatly britished an we all nodded with heads in agree. There was jus one thin left to do… get President Snow an MAK. HIM. PAY!!!
And EXPOSE. HIM. AS. GLaDOS!!!
I punched thru the wall to President Snows hidin place were he was hidin lick a coward “So u defeet those idots but yull never defeet me” He yelled sprawin blood full frontal at us. It was his seekrit attack.
I know he smelled like blood or whatever in the books, but this is just silly.
“You are the choosen one Marrissa only u can defeet him” Ratman said so the others hung back for me to fase him one on on.
Chosen one? Chosen for what? Chosen by whom? This is so blatantly Sue-ish I’m honestly a little stunned.
I charged at him with power ready for a punch to KILL but Snow grabed my hand an twisted it.
“Imma more powerfell than you thot Marrissa Roberts.”
Well, this is a first.
He said an electic sparks came from his arm to zap me an it hurt a little but not to bad so I pushed him back.
So… not that much more powerful, then. Either that or he’s just not really trying.
“WHY DO U FLAMMERS AN TROLLS HAT ME SO MUCH YUR JUST JELOS OF MY GRATE STORYS RITE?!?!”
Literally the best line in any MarissaTheWriter story ever.
I screemed to Snow be he started lollin in a funny voice. “You still dont get it do you Marrissa”
President Snow brabbed his face an tore an tore till it riped of with lots of bloody blood sprayin out but when the blood stopped I o-mouthed “Impossalbe! I screemed” an ‘Presdent Snow’ lolled with evil. “I told you I wood have my revenge you b*****1” It was…. GLaDOS!!!!!#3131313
“After you sented me to space I builted a andord body that was President Snow to kill you an take over the world111111!” GLaDOS ripped of the rest of the snow robot suit to show she was her old head but a robot body.
That must look… interesting.
This really doesn’t seem like GLaDOS’s style, but, then again, I keep forgetting that no one in the Marissaverse behaves remotely like their canon self.
“NOW PREPAIR TO DYE BECOS I BROT YUR OLD FREND NEROTOKSIN!!#” The green farts was pumpin into the room an ever one but me an Wheatly died.
Well, that was abrupt. Not even six minutes before they die? Sheesh.
Ratman died coffin an Prim an Peeta-Body were dead in a lovers embrase.
Really abrupt. Not that I’ll miss them.
“Ha I killed all yur frends LOL!!” GLaDOS lolled but she made one misteak. I still had me portal gun from all that time befour waitin for the rite moment rite now.
Where was she keeping it? Her pocket?
I charged alla my powers into the portal gun so it glowed briter than anythin then fired it an shot a portal into GLaDOS an another portal also into GLaDOS so she started gettin sucked into herself.
GLaDOS isn’t a portal surface, Marissa. This shouldn’t work. I don’t care what you did to the gun with your super special Sue powers — this is still stupid nonsense.
GLaDOS had a WTF look on her feces an then she was sucked into the portals in herself so she imploated (which is lick explodin but backwards) an she died.
We know what imploding is, MarissaTheWriter. Though I’m kind of impressed that you do.
I felled to my nees in exhauston an Wheatly comfarted me.
“We bloody did an killed that soddin git waner for ever Marrissa!!44” Wheatly cheered but I wasant happy becos ever one else had dead.
So what? Death’s cheap in the Marissaverse.
“All are frends are dead an killed!@” I cried so Wheatly got a brave face an stooded up with strong. He startod to cast a powerful spell with lotsa enerjy an sparks like my powers but even strongerer an said “I LOVE YOU MARRISSA!!!#” an there was a huge flash an Wheatly explosded.
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WITH ALL THE EXPLODING
The magic went ever where an Gale an Prim an Peeta-Body an Ratman an Sweary Guy an Skepness Man all camed back to alive an all the other good guys who ever died like Teen Fortres 2 an Gabe Jonson an even Carline befour she was GLaDOS an Vaas from Far Cry 3 losed all his money an street cred becos noone wanted to sex with a dirty poogirl lick Katniss so she had a happy end to!@!
I’m sure there are some coprophiliacs out there who would love to get it on with Katniss.
“Caroline my dotter!” A guy ranned up an huged Carlion it was… BISSNESS MAN!!??222 We all o-mouthed that Caroline was his dotter.
“Dad I missed you an Gabe Im sooo glad (hehe) im free of being GLaDOS!!#”
NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT
How does this timeline even work?
Also, I should have married Caroline instead of Business Man. At least she’s voiced by Ellen McLain. Gosh, IML!Skep, ain’tcha got no taste?
Gabe runned to Caroloin an they started makin out an so did Prim an Peeta-Bdoy an Scot an Pyro an Heavy an his Sasa (his gun) an Sniper ugged Katty Smithereens an Bissness Man huged his sun Skepness Man and wood raise him to be a cool dude an not a falmer an ever one was happy and the magic also teleportaled Chell Junor to here to.
Oh, right, I’ve got Gabe as my competition. Well then.
“Mama!” I huged her titer than ever becos she was all I had leaft of Wheatly an his brave sakrifase.
“Im sorry Marrissa. Wheatly an me were best blokes befoure wen he was Harry I no it must be hard.” Gale said pattin me on the back. Teers went into my eyes an Chell Junor cried to becos she wondered were her dad was becos they had done lots of bondin sins I was gone in the games.
Blah, blah, cry, cry, he’s going to come back to life in a few sentences, isn’t he?
“Ill Then a time portal opened an J an K steped out with Abram Lincon. “I herd this place is in need of a Piesedent.” He politiced.
“But yur present in the past?” Frenched Spy. “I pretended to be assinated so I cold go to the future an be Pres here so its all good!” Abraman esplained.
THIS FIC IS FUCKING AWESOME
We all cheered an Teen Fortress 2 went bak thru the time mashine to so they cold take there midterms at Halflife College.
MARISSATHEWRITER, YOU ARE NUTS
THREE MOUTHS LATER
Lots had changed sins the final kill of GLaDOS an Critics Uniter an Presdent Abram Lincon was doin a good job rebildin things. There was no more Hunger Games expect for ones that only the falmer trollz were in an instead of bein onse a year they were all the time so all the flammers wood die quick.
What happens to the victor if all the tributes are falmer trollz? Does the victor get killed by the government or something? Are the games specifically designed so that there is no victor? What happens after all the falmers are dead? I want answers, dammit.
Haymitch an Wip Whittaker opaned a AA place to help other druggy jerks became good guys an Prim an Peeta-Body were gettin merried.
Sweary Guy was vice presdent.
Who even is he? I still have no idea.
Ratman still had the flyin Portal Labs an it was Presdent Lincons speseal police force lik the Deth Star that people want Obama to bild.
I was carryin Chell Junor in one arm an nothin in my other arm as I walked to the place were Portal Labs used to be. There was a toomstone there that sad “Wheatly: Roboball FatHer an Lovin Hubbsand. RPI”
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute?
Me an Chell Junor both cried but sum shadows came a made it dark so we looked up an o-mouthed. It was… .RUGGED RALF AN FIXIN FEELIX!!!131344
“OMG HOW I THOT U GUYS WAS PRETEND CARTOONS?!” I yelled in shok. “Some wished us here!” Wreker Ralp said an Feeloks taked his hummer out.
What even is happening
“I herd somboddy needed a fixin well I CAN FIX IT!3” An he dugged up Wheatly body an hammered it an then…. “Marrissa?” “WHEATLY!!#!13!!!” I screamed sooo lowd an rand an huged him “I thot I loosed you forever!”
Why did Ralph and Felix show up? I mean, I get why MarissaTheWriter had it happen, just… what’s their motivation for doing it? How did Felix hear about Wheatley being broken? Why did Ralph even come along?
Not that I don’t appreciate the cameo.
“Oh dear god save the queen I thot I was boner there.”
That’s an unfortunate typo if ever I saw one.
Wheatly happied an then Chell Junor said “Dada!” An he wall huged an had the happiest endin ever.
WELL HOWS THAT FUR A FINAL GUYS I BET EVEN THE FLAMMERS CANT HATES IT!3
How could one hate this? It is truly a masterwork.
ASLO WATCH OUT SKEPKOTTY I GOTTA PLAN FOR U AN YUR HALF WOLD BLOOG. WELL GUESS WAT, 2 HALFS MAKE A WHALE SO WATCH OUT!!#31
I don’t even know what this means!
Goodbye, MarissaTheWriter. We’ll miss you. It really has been such a pleasure.